Wednesday, May 13, 2009

From Dwight Schrute's Beet Farm: Life is Better on a Stick

A couple of months ago my friends and I were talking, and one of my friends asked for a cancer stick (slang term for cigarette), and then we got to talking... Cigarette companies obviously need to change the name of their products due to all the negative propaganda surrounding cigarettes. The term cancer stick is a MUCH more appealing term than cigarette. Sure cancer has a negative connotation, but still you pair that word up with the word stick, you got yourself a fun little product. Life is simply better in stick-form. Examples:

Popsicles on a stick

Sish Kabobs on a stick

Pogo sticks

Walking sticks

Stick figures

Corndogs on a Stick

Sticky Notes

Carrot Sticks

Glow Sticks

Hockey Sticks

Joy Sticks

Pixie Sticks


  1. i've never had a corndog not on a stick. i don't believe the "on a stick" is mentioned when one talks about a corndog.

  2. Best list ever, I've been waiting for this! Haha.

  3. well the "on the stick" part was to reiterate that its on a stick therefore should be mentioned on the list. and they do sell mini corndogs that are not on a stick.

  4. There's something wrong with me
    the word "joy stick" made me giggle.