Jason D*M*rc*'s 5 Reasons Not To Bike in BG

1. Wind (turns out BG is a lot more windy than he thought)
2. No Helmet (mmmm)
3. Cars aren't too friendly here
4. He's out of shape and he can't ride against the wind
5. What was he thinking?

(c) text message from Jason D*M*rc*(censored for securrrity reasons)