Monday, April 12, 2010

From Dwight Schrute's Beat Farm: Happy Salmonella Poisoning Day

It's that time again. April 12, 2010, marks the four year anniversary of Salmonella Poisoning Day.

This holiday was started Sophomore year in Spanish class when Z*ch Sz*bl*sk* (censored for securrrity reasons) wrote in his planner that I would catch Salmonella poisoning on April 12. And the rest, as they say, is history.

Notable Events on Past Salmonella Poisoning Days:
2006: I don't remember; no salmonella recorded
2007: I consumed 2 raw eggs during lunch and ate 15 under-cooked, chicken wings at dinner; no salmonella recorded
2008: I ate chicken for lunch I think; no salmonella recorded
2009: I'm not sure what happened, I probably ate some chicken or something; no salmonella recorded
2010: I ate a salad (with no chicken cuz at first I forgot); no salmonella recorded...yetttt...

1 comment:

  1. Jinxed it. You're are most definitely getting Salmonella poisoning today. We'll just get you some deliciously bloody food from the Dial. I know they have it.