From Dwight Schrutes Beet Farm: BP Coffee Spill Crisis

You've heard a lot about the oil spill or whatever, but we at BRL don't really care about that, mainly because we drink oil straight and don't really mind if it's a little watered down, also f&*^ animals who live in water and ish. Oil spills ain't gangsta, they ain't what's poppin' in the screets (streets) right now. We at BRL ain't mad at BP, we be spillin' shit all the time, it ain't no thang.